"Do you know that if all the smokers" joke

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Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?

Four men went to play golf.
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A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

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