"Do you know that if all the smokers" joke

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Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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