"Do you know that if all the smokers" joke

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Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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