"Do you know that if all the smokers" joke
Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
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