"Do you know that if all the smokers" joke

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Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

I'll never forget my girlfriend's dying words to me:

"For god's sake, put the fucking knife down!"

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and more...

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