"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?" joke
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year
In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in more...
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled.
A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, more...