"Did you ever notice that there are" joke

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Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.

“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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