"Dem compooters" joke

We've heard the Redneck and Cajun versions - nor for Norwegian, yah?01. BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances.02. LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter.03. LOG OFF: vhat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible.04. MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove.05. MEGAHERTZ: ven a big log drops on your foot.06. COMPACT DISK: vhat ya get from lifting logs dat's too heavy.07. FLOPPY DISK: vhat da lefse looks like vhen it's cooked yust right.08. RAM: da hydraulic ting dat makes da voodsplitter vork.09. DRIVE: how you get home ven da snow's not too deep.10. HARD DRIVE: dat's vhen you're going to Madison vhen da snow's deep.11. PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season.12. ENTER: vhen ya come on in!13. WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 below out.14. SCREEN: vaht ya gotta have in blackfly season.15. CHIP: vhat ya munch on during da Packer's game.16. MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bottom of da bag vhen da big ones are gone.17. MODEM: vhat ve did to da hayfields last yuly.18. DOT MATRIX: Lars Matrix's vife.19. LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit.20. KEYBOARD: vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Missus can find em.21. SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utinsils.22. HARDWARE: vhen da missus starches da undervare.23. MOUSE: vhat leaves dem ------ in da cupboard.24. MAINFRAME: da part of da outhouse dat holds up da roof.25. SERIAL PORT: vhere da vheaties come from by boat to Stoton.UFF DA!!

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