"Definitely" joke

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asked them to use it in a sentence.
The first student, Little Jimmy raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Little Suzie raised her hand and said, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher again replied, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
At this this time, Little Johnny raises his hand and asked the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said, "No... But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."
So Little Johnny replied, "Then I definitely s#it in my pants."

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