"Deep thoughts and other quotes" joke

1.If you come to a fork in the road, take it!...Yogi Berra

2.Life's like a Kit-Kat Bar: Gimmie a break...Sean Ryan

3.I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find them...Sean Ryan

3.If you ever fall off the Space Needle, just go real limp, because people on the ground will think you're a dummy, and they'll try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy...Jack Handey

4.Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to a long stick...Jack Handey

Anonymous quotes

5.Hmmm....why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

6.Yeah...and pay on freeways?

7.You can't have manslaughter without laughter.