"Deathbed Lawyer" joke

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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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