"Death had a near Chuck Norris experience ..." joke
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend more...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer