"Deaf fleas!" joke
A professor places a flea on the tabke and orders it to jump.It does. He then cuts of its legs and repeats the command. The flea remains stationary.The professor then proclaims to his students... i have now proved that by cutting off a fleas legs the creature is rendered completely deaf!
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see thatbrown soft more...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.