"Deaf" joke

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Deaf person.
Deaf person who?
Sorry, can't hear you.

Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?
A. Kentucky sucks.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who who.
Who who who?
Is there an owl in here?

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