"Dead Faggot" joke
Q. What do you call a faggot at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Water pollution
Indian History: Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:
The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no more...