"Cure For Impotence" joke

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A man who suffered from impotence went to see his doctor for help. The doctor suggested he try a revolutionary new injection made from monkey glands. Willing to give it a try, the man was given the injection.
Much to the man's delight, it worked. Nine months and one week later, his wife gave birth.
When the nurse came out of the delivery room to give him the news, the man excitedly asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
"We won't know for sure until it comes down from the chandelier," the nurse replied.

A man has a toothache, so he goes to see his dentist.
After examining the tooth, the dentist tells the man he is going to have to give him an injection for the pain.
The man says, "No way! I don't want an injection."
The dentist replies, "OK, I'll give more...

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