"Cross country skiing is great if" joke
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...