"Crazy blonde" joke
How do you make a blonde go crazy? Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man more...
A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Dyslexic bank robbery
byTwo dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"