"Could Do Better" joke

Hot 5 years ago

Teacher - "Didn't you promise to behave?"
Johnny - "Yes, sir."
Teacher - "And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbehaved?"
Johnny - "Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you don't have to keep yours."
Teacher - "How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?"
Johnny - "I get up early."
Teacher - "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."
Father - "What's that?"
Teacher - "With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating."

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.
By the time they do arrive, everyone's more...

Sam, a business man was driving home after long sales trip and saw a hitchhiker with a cow. Sam finally stopped and the hitchhiker approached the window and said, "Will you give me a ride to Denver Sir?"
Sam was amazed and said, "I do not mind, but you will more...

A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash.
He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that more...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 2 vote(s). 50% are positive. 0 comment(s).