"Corrective Surgery" joke

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John and his wife were thrilled to see that his penis was growing larger and staying erect much longer. After several weeks though, he noticed that it had grown to almost twenty one inches. This was causing him great concern so both he and his wife made an appointment with a very well-known urologist.
After examining him, the doctor explained to the couple that although it was very rare, John's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"Should we agree to this, doctor," asked the anxious wife, "how long would John need to be on crutches?"
"Crutches? Why would he need to be on crutches?" the doctor inquired.
"You are planning on lengthening John's legs, aren't you?" she replied.

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