"Conference Room Bingo" joke

Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout, "BULLSHIT!!!"

Synergy
Strategic Fit
Gap Analysis
Best Practice
Bottom Line

Revisit
Bandwidth
Hardball
Out of the Loop
Benchmark

Value-Added
Proactive
Win-Win
Think Outside the Box
Fast Track

Result-Driven
Empower [or] Empowerment
Knowledge Base
Total Quality [or] Quality Driven
Touch Base

Mindset
Client Focus[ed]
Ball Park
Game Plan
Leverage

Testimonials from satisfied players:

"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes whenI won." - Jack W. / Boston

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." - David D. / Florida

"What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R. / New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box." - Ben G. / Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed' Bullshit' for the third time in 2 hours." - Kathleen
L. / Atlanta