"Condom Slogans" joke

Which condom would you use....
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
Chevron: Use them? people do.
Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI: For friends and family.
Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.
The Star Trek Condom: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?
Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam.
Mazda Condom: It just feels right!
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served.
Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities.
Burger King: Have it your way.
Dairy Queen: We treat you right.
AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1.

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