"Comrade Stalin" joke

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Lenin is dying, and talking things over with Stalin, his
successor.
"The one worry I have," says Lenin, "is this: will the people
follow you? What do you think, comrade Stalin?"
"They will," says Stalin, "they surely will."
"I hope so," says Lenin, "but what if they don't follow you?"
"No problem," says Stalin, "then they'll follow you."

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

It seems that once upon a time Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev were all
traveling together on this train from Moscow to Vladivostok when,
at one point, the engines stuttered and the train came grinding to a halt.
Two hours later, nothing more had happened; the train more...

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