"Comrade Stalin" joke

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Lenin is dying, and talking things over with Stalin, his
successor.
"The one worry I have," says Lenin, "is this: will the people
follow you? What do you think, comrade Stalin?"
"They will," says Stalin, "they surely will."
"I hope so," says Lenin, "but what if they don't follow you?"
"No problem," says Stalin, "then they'll follow you."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

A Blonde was driving to Disney World...she looked on a sign and it said Disney World Left so she turned around and went home.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.

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