"City Park Statues" joke
For many years, two statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park. One day an angel appeared and said, "Since the two of you have been such exemplary statues, I a going to grant you your greatest wish. I shall bring you both to life for thirty minutes, during which time you may do whatever you desire." With a clap of the angel's hands, the two statues came to life.
The two statues smiled at each other shyly and then dove behind some tall bushes. The angel grinned and listened as the statues giggled and laughed, bushes rustled and twigs snapped. Fifteen minutes later, the statues emerged from the bushes smiling and looking satisfied.
"You still have fifteen minutes left," the angel said with a wink.
The female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! But this time, YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its head."
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