"Chuck norris erection" joke

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!