"Chuck norris erection" joke
Chuck norris walked down the street and got an erection... there were no survivers.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer