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Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow,because it came too close

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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