"Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow,because it..." joke

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Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow,because it came too close

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a more...

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

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