"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not becaus..." joke

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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