"Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with ..." joke
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.