"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a..." joke

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

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Jamari smth:1873 called they want there hairline back
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