"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a..." joke

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.



All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

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Jamari smth:1873 called they want there hairline back
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