"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a..." joke

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

MONDAY: It's so much fun to cook for Ron. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Fortunately, the neighbors were kind enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Ron wanted fruit salad for dinner. The recipe said serve without dressing so, I more...

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse

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Jamari smth:1873 called they want there hairline back
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