"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a..." joke

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Jamari smth:1873 called they want there hairline back
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