"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a..." joke

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Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Jamari smth:1873 called they want there hairline back
Funny Joke? 19 vote(s). 79% are positive. 1 comment(s).