"Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight...." joke
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.