"Chuck Norris is the only person that can survive r..." joke

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can survive russian roulette with a fully loaded gun

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Boudreaux staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Thibodeaux (TIB-a-dough). He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Clotile. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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