"Chuck Norris is the only person that can survive r..." joke

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can survive russian roulette with a fully loaded gun

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you more...

Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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