"Chuck Norris found a portal to Hell where he repea..." joke
Chuck Norris found a portal to Hell where he repeatedly gave the Devil a round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.