"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn...." joke
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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