"Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his cl..." joke
Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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