"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer...." joke

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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