"Chuck Norris can divide by zero...." joke

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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