"Chromosomes Rule" joke

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?
Pull down their genes.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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I've reached the age where the

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Don't drink and drive, you'll spill your beer.

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