"Christmas Tree" joke

Ernie and his dad ventured into the woods to bring home a Christmas tree. They walked for hours in the snow, examining every tree they found. As the afternoon turned into evening, the temperature dropped ten degrees and the wind began to blow. Still no tree. Finally, Ernie piped up: "Listen Dad, I really think we'd better take the next tree we see, whether it has lights on it or not!"

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