"Choose Your Own Method" joke

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an American are captured by a cannibals.
The chief says to them, "I have bad news and good news for you. The bad news is, now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, and eat you. Then, we will use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is, you get to choose your own method of dying."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and drives himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol. Pointing it at his head, he says, "God save the Queen!" and shoots himself.
The American says, "Give me a fork." Puzzled, the chief shrugs and hands him a fork. The American takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over his body. There's blood gushing out everywhere and it's a horrible sight.
Appalled, the chief asks, "What are you doing?!?"
"So much for your stupid canoe, jerk!" the American replies.

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