"Chinks & Niggers" joke
A Chinese man walks into a bar and on seeing the bar man is black shouts: "Gimme a jigger Nigger".
The black man tells him how that wasn`t a nice thing to say, and how would he like the same treatment. The Chinese man explains he wouldn`t give a shit, so the black man says okay, you get behind the bar, and we`ll try it again. So the Chinese man gets behind the bar and the black guy goes outside.
After a few seconds the black man comes in and says, "Gimme a drink Chink".
The Chinese man stares at him and says "Fuck off, we don`t serve niggers".
Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and more...
Some of these are EXTREMELY offensive. Women who are sensitive
probably skip this. Why women!? Any FCP or men too!!
1. What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy is warm
and moist. A cunt is what owns more...
A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer's house. The farmer says that there are only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the barn.The Hindu says,' I'm humble, I will sleep in the barn.' So, he goes out more...