"Chicago Cubs" joke

A Massachusetts funeral home recently took delivery of the first Red Sox casket, which features the team logo on the exterior as well as the inside. The casket is manufactured by Eternal Image of Michigan, which has a licensing agreement with Major League Baseball. The company said that business has been brisk and the caskets are selling well, with the exception of the Chicago Cubs. When asked why, Fred Jones a Chicago resident and long time Cubs supporter said, “Our hopes and dreams for a World Series Champion have already been buried.”

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