"Celebrating birthday…" joke
Yesterday at the gym, while I was stretching, I noticed a small group of men standing around another man who was lying on the floor doing sit ups. I walked over to see an old man finish the sit ups as one person counted out, “99, and 100! ” “Look at ME!! ” the old man bragged, pounding a very flat and firm stomach. “Fit as a fiddle! You know why? I’ll tell you why. It’s because I don’t smoke and I don’t drink! Never touch a drop of alcohol, EVER! I don’t stay up late and I don’t chase after women. You won’t see me in the company of those wicked, loose women. No siree. ” Then, as he pumped his muscles, he said, “Do you know what I am going to do tomorrow? I’m going to celebrate my 90th birthday! ” “Is that so? ” I asked. “How? ”
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