"Cannibal heartburn" joke

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A cannibal says to a doctor, "I have terrible heartburn."

"What did you eat?"

"A couple of missionaries with hooded robes." "How did you cook them?"

"Boiled."

"No wonder you have heartburn. Those aren't boilers. They're friars!"

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American: use my name four times in a sentence
Filipino: Paul be carePaul you mightPaul in the swimmingPaul

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A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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