"Canada temperature conversion" joke

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Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Canada sunbathe
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New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
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Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
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Distilled water freezes.
The Saskatchewan River water gets thicker.
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Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
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New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Canadians throw on a sweatshirt.
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Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada lick the flagpole.
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People in Miami cease to exist.
Canadians get out their winter coats.
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Hollywood disintegrates.
Canada's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
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Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.
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Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadians rent some videos.
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Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
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ALL atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
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Hell freezes over.
The Canadian Hockey team wins Olympic gold.

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