"Can you name these Christmas Songs?" joke

To get us all in the Christmas spirit... Can you name these Christmas Songs? Answers found below.
-- Questions ---
Approach Everyone Who Is Steadfast
Ecstacy Toward The Orb
Hush, The Foretelling Spirits Harmonize
Hey, Miniscule Urban Area Southwest Of Jerusalem
Quiescent Nocturnal Period
The Autocratic Troika Originating Near the Accent of Apollo
The Primary Carol
Embellish The Corridors
I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male in Crimson Disguise
I'm Fantasizing Concerning a Blanched Yuletide
My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors.
During the Time Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges Past Twilight
Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires.
The Thing Manifest Itself at the Onset of a Transparent Day
The Tatterdemalion Ebony Atmosphere
The Coniferous Nativity
What Offspring Abides Thus?
Removed in a Bovine Feeding Trough
Creator Cool It Ya Kooky Cats
Seraphim We Aurally Detect in the Stratosphere
Valentino, The Roseate Proboscissed Wapati
Father Christmas Approaches the Metropolis
Ag Glockenspiels
The Slight Percussionist Lad
The Antelered Quadruped With The Cerise Proboscis.
The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM-Visibility Unlimited.
Ornament The Enclosure With Large Sprigs Of A Berry-bearing Evergreen.
Anticipation Of This Noel's Memento's: Nil.
The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ Is Becoming Evident.
During the Dark Hours When Herdsman Attended Their Charges.
A Trio of Non-Occidental Potentates Is Our Identity.
A Meteorological Melody Is Manifest.
The Yuletide's Diurnal Dozen.
Please Permit Pristine Precipitation.
'Rimey', The Mannikin of Crystalline H2O.
Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer.
Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Preciptious Darlings.
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O Come All Ye Faithful
Joy To The World
Hark, The Herald Angels Sing
O Little Town of Bethlehem
Silent Night
We Three Kings
The First Noel
Deck The Halls
I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Clause
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
Angels from the Realms of Glory
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
O Holy Night
O Christmas Tree
What Child is This?
Away in a Manger
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Angels We Have Heard On High
Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer
Santa Claus is Coming To Town
Silver Bells
The Little Drummer Boy
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
It came upon a Midnight Clear
Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
While Shepherds watched their Flocks by Night
We Three Kings
There's a Song in the Air
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Let it Snow
Frosty, the Snowman
We Wish you a Merry Christmas
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Have Yourselves a Merry Little Christmas

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