"Camel and Giraffe" joke
What did the camel say to the giraffe?
Want a hump!
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!