"Camel" joke

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion,
and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has
made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says,
"Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building
over there. What's that used for?"
The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women
around.Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use
the camel." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust.
Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a
woman. He goes to the captain and says,
"Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing
around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?"
The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the
camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."
The commander says, "Put me down for two o'clock then."
So the next day at two o'clock the commander goes to the little
blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest
camel he's ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so
he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the
camel.
He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex
with the camel. A minute later the captain walks in.
"Ahem, begging your pardon, sir," says the captain, "but
wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the other
men?"

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