"Bumper Sticker" joke

A man was driving down a parking lot looking for a place to park. He saw a bumper sticker that read 'Jesus died for you.' After reading that, he said "Great, now if you'd do the same, I'd have a place to park."

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a more...

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Seen on a bumper sticker:
"I don't care who's on board, what you love, who you brake for or what you'd rather be doing."

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