"Bulldog Eating Mayonnaise" joke

A father and son are having a frank discussion about sex. Afterwards, the son asks, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?" The Dad replies, "You see, before sex it resembles a beautiful flower and after sex, well... have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

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