"Bonds And Men" joke

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...

The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.