"Blowing out another's candle will" joke

Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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