"Blow Job" joke

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A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of Tequila to be set in front of him. When the bartender is done he proceeds to shoot all twelve in a row.
When he sets the last glass done with a heavy sigh, the bartender asks him what that was all about, he replies he was celebrating his first blow job. Then the bartender sets up another glass, and says "Well, for that you can have another on the house!"
But the guy says "No thanks, if the first twelve didn't get the taste out of my mouth, then one more won't help!"

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