"Blonde's Stupid Death" joke
There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, "What?!! Sushi again? If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building!" Then the Mexican dude says, "What?!! Tacos again? If I have to eat tacos for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building too!" And then finally, the Blonde dude says, "What?!! A sandwich again? If I have to eat a sandwich for lunch again, I'm gonna jump off a building also!" At the funeral, the wife of the Chinese dude said, "If I knew you didn't like sushi, I wouldn't have made it for you anymore!" Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, "If we knew you didn't like tacos, we wouldn't have made it for you anymore!" And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dude's wife. All she had to say was, "What?!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!"
Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.
A traveling salesman, in the middle of his two-week stint on the road, walks into a whore house. The salesman whips out $300.00 and hands it to the Madam of the house.
"Give me the WORST lay you have here." he says.
The Madam, looking confused, says, "But more...