"Blonde at the doctor" joke
A blonde goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!"
She touched her shoulder, and it hurt. She touched her leg, and it hurt. She touched her neck, and it hurt.
The doctor looked at her and said, "Your finger is broken."
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F more...
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to more...
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I
have an elderly more...
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly more...